To bring you all up to speed today:
- Donald and Jane, now known as “The Wonder Twins”, are evil.
- My dick is not named Sparkly. It’s named Sparky. Deal with it.
Me:
Aw, those guys would make a cute couple.
Dad:
But he's straight!
Me:
So?
Dad:
You can't just make characters gay
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